My conversation with the Prostitute

            This post is about the conversation I had with a girl last night who is a prostitute. I myself fascinated with the conversation hence posting my experience. Also when I’m writing this story I remember another incident which happened around 3 years back from now. In both the occasions I was exchanging on my mother language Tamil. I’m afraid I will lose its gorgeousness if I translate that into English. So I’m posting in both Tamil and English. I’m not responsible if you find nothing in my English version.

Incident 1:

            Last night, I was in Koyambedu bus terminal (CMBT) and was waiting for bus to go to my native. I reached the bus terminal bit late night around 11.30 PM. I know we have our last bus to my native at 11.45. when I was waiting, I saw her.  She would be in around 25. She kept circulating me. I think I was attracted by her designer saree and she looks good also. All of a sudden she approached me and here is our conversation,

	Tamil	English
Girl	Variya ?	Coming?
Me	Evlow?	How much?
Girl	1000 ruba than	1000 rupees only (Indian money)
Me	enga	Where?
Girl	Vadapalani la, veedu anga irukku	Vadapalai, I have my home there
Me	Ooruku poganumay	Want to go my native
Girl	Apa po, enna ann parthutu iruka	Go, Then why you are looking at me
Me	!@#$%^&%^	!@#$%^&%^
Girl	500 ruba na ok va?	Are you  ok for 500 rupees
Me	Sorry sister, Nan avan illai	Sorry sister, I'm not the one you are expecting

Incident 2:

            Around 3 years back, I was doing my engineering.  I remember for my final year project work I came to Chennai on that day. I was roaming in T.Nagar with my friend. All of a sudden one bald guy approached us. Let’s call him as “Mama”. And here is our conversation,

	Tamil	English
Mama	Thambi, enna padikaringa	Bro, What do you study?
Me	Engineering, Enna visayam	Engineering, What's the matter?
Mama	oh nallathu, oru help panna mudiyuma enaku	That's great. Can I ask you a favor?
Me	Help ha. Enna solluga	Yes tell me.
Mama	Athu onnum illa, Enaku oru thangachi orukanga	Hmmm, yeah I have one sister
Me	Sari, ipa ena athuku	Ok so what?
Mama	Avangalum enginnering than padikaranga	She also doing her engineering
Me	Sari!	ok!!!
Mama	Avanga konjam Maths la weak, Konjam free ha irukum pothu avangaluku soli thara mudiyuma	She is not good at her engineering mathematics subject. Is it possible for you to help her out?
Me	Boss, ithu overa theriyala	Boss, this is too much
Mama	Ena thami, man to man help thana	What bro? Help na
Me	Sir, nanay en maths arrear exams vachitu muzhicitu iruken	Sir, I myself struggling to clear my maths arrear exams.
Mama	Una parthalay theriyuthu ma, ni Maths la puli nu	Bro, I know you are good at maths, Your face shows that
Me	Ipa enna comedy pantu irukinga	Why comedy?
Mama	Para va illa vappa, En thangachi parka Sneha mari irupa	That's ok come. My sister would looks like Sneha
Me	Enna!	What!!! (Now I realized it, Sneha was one of the leading south Indian actresses on that period. Check her picture above.)
Mama	Photo vanuma na pakariya	Do you want to see my sister’s photo?
Me	!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&	!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&
Mama	Enna Thambi muzikara, Intha ithan business card. Maths exam pass agita enaku phone pannu	What bro? What are you thinking? Here is my business card. Do let me know once you passed your Maths exams

            Don’t question me why am posting this today. Probably I can answer it in future. I think, Prostitution only controlling the sexual harassments. I know the statistics shows big digits on harassments made over a country. But think what these stats would show you if there is no prostitution exists. We are all sexual animals

Disclaimer 1: If you are familiar with both English and Tamil, then I’m extremely sorry for my poor translation. #Responsibility  

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